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dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 53,587 notes

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 146,013 notes

ajennifer:

acumbercollectiveofhiddlestoners:

Natasha saving Sam and Steve

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 39,293 notes

guitarstrum:

If there is that one person in your life that is always there for you no matter how you treat them, and listens when no one else does, and just cares and comforts you even in your darkest moments, do not EVER let them go. Ever.

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 13,950 notes

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 69,412 notes
furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 72,653 notes

amidala-skywalkers:

# no-one promotes confident body image like rebel wilson # favourite quote of the whole movie

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 26,173 notes

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 526,668 notes
sparklecheese:

awwww-cute:

My boyfriend Cliff works from home, but our kitten Simon insists on being held multiple times throughout the day. This was impacting Cliff’s ability to get work done so we had to fashion a kitten sling so that Simon could get his snuggles in and Cliff could work

this is too cute!

sparklecheese:

awwww-cute:

My boyfriend Cliff works from home, but our kitten Simon insists on being held multiple times throughout the day. This was impacting Cliff’s ability to get work done so we had to fashion a kitten sling so that Simon could get his snuggles in and Cliff could work

this is too cute!

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 3,621 notes
pablostanley:

A simple guide to know what the hell you are.

pablostanley:

A simple guide to know what the hell you are.

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 3,414 notes

peterwigggin:

au where police officers get held accountable for their actions

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 42,361 notes
lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 174,565 notes
1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 357,170 notes

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

bruh wtf mad rude

1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 11,974 notes
1 day ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 10,145 notes